Boys Going in One Direction

Not hard to guess what I am writing about. It is much harder to guess what the boys of +One Direction mean by the band name. But even if they are all different candy types, I wouldn't mind them all coming in my direction.


Zayn Malik




That +HarryStyles is shaving his legs was trending on Twitter the other day. I couldn't find any pictures to prove or disprove that. And whoever will get into their trousers or briefs first will certainly tell us if they are shaved in other places. If they don't want to shave there themselves, they may always ask me. I wouldn't even charge for that service.


The five boys in alphabetical order are +Harry Styles, +Liam Payne, +Louis Thomlinson, +Niall Horan, and +Zayn Malik. But that isn't the order in which I will give you the pictures you were waiting for.


While they are in their candy phase right now and all this undressing seems unnecessary, they may as well get used to it. They will need to show more and more as they grow older. And for the boys from Blue not even nakedness could save the day for their attempted reunion and subsequent comeback over the Eurovision Song Contest. Lets hope that +One Direction don't wait that long until they show it all.


The music business is a hard one, and the singers selling their voices are far and few between. Most of the marketing done by the music giants like Sony is done by visuals rather than sound. Beautiful singers always had it easier, but since videos became standard, visuals have become more important than voice in many cases. I won't give examples, you know them when you hear them. As an indicator: the more skin they have to show, the less voice they have to sing with. Welcome to the tuneless world of +Cheryl Cole.


Further reading: 

Louis Tomlinson: The Minder of One Direction.
McFly's Harry Judd
JLS Selling Off Aston



Liam Payne


Zayn Malik


Louis Tomlinson


Zayn Malik


Zayn Malik


Harry Styles


Liam Payne


Louis Tomlinson


Niall Horan


Niall Horan and Liam Payne