Alastair Cook's Nipple Piercing

Buckingham Palace was facing a dilemma. How does One attach a medal to a naked cricket player? The Queen doesn't hold the necessary university degree to do nipple piercings, a Palace insider told me. In the end, Alastair Cook decided to appear dressed to the honors ceremony to receive his MBE. Some of the spectators were disappointed by that, I'm sure.


James Anderson, Stuart Broad Alastair Cook


Cricket has become a sport with gay appeal, not least thanks to active player Steven Davies' coming out. The difference between bigoted soccer officials and the cricket governing bodies is their approach to homosexuality. Steven Davies was offered support from his peers, his fellow players, his opponents, and the powers that be in cricket. In soccer, he would have been made to quit and his career would have been over.


But that is not the only reason why you should go and watch cricket. There are beautiful guys playing the sport, as pictures show. You won't be disappointed when they cavort over the pitch. And don't worry if you can't understand the rules, the players and their captains don't either. Just enjoy the game, the sport, and the atmosphere. I enjoy it whenever I go.


Australian cricket has a buff calender with juicy pictures. I wish, English cricket would do the same. With Stuart Broad, Alastair Cook, and James Anderson, the calendar is bound to be a hit, and there are enough other lovely guys playing to fill twelve months with candies.


Further reading:
Gay Tennis in London
Bernard Tomic
Djokovic and Nadal

HM The Queen and Alastair Cook

Nathan Reardon

Ranadeep Moitra

Stuart Broad

James Anderson

James Anderson

Mitchell Johnson

Mitchell Johnson

Steven Davies

Stuart Broad