Sunday, January 15, 2012

Fake Coming Out For Taylor Lautner

The Internet was awash with the cover of People's Magazine showing Taylor Lautner (clothed) and the headline about his coming out. Many fell for it. Those that were caught in the scam sensation were definitely not People's reader. I can't remember it ever appearing on a Saturday as this cover purported to do. And special double issues appear twice a year in summer and at the end of the year; for mid summer it is a bit cold right now, and the end of the year is usually on the other side of New Year's Day. That is at least how I understand it.



It could be added that Taylor Lautner is the last actor who could be suspected of keeping his gay sexuality under wraps. You just have to look at the video showing him giving an interview. How could this butch body language come from a gay guy?


Maybe I am a cynic, but I can't get rid of the feeling that the scam came at a good point for Taylor's career. Twilight hadn't been as benign to his career as it had been to Robert Pattinson's. Being talked about is one of the main selling points apart from looks for any actor. So maybe, just maybe, someone from the Lautner team lent a helping hand to get him noticed.


What I noticed, though, were two pictures showing off Taylor's bulge, if you can still call it only a bulge? It looked rather exciting, or excited, depending on your point of view. I wouldn't mind doing a squeeze test on this bulge and that in several ways. If he hasn't made up his mind about his sexuality I would certainly like to lend him a hand among other things. Though as with Douglas Booth, I do think he is overestimating his endowment in one of the pictures.


Further reading: 
Pretty Twilight Boys
Douglas Booth
Andrei Ries







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